Idris has changed out of his glad drags, and removed most of his lippie. His eyes still show a touch of mascara, but that’s nothing compared to his getup. When I said we were going on a little adventure, I thought he might have dressed a little more sensibly.
Cerise is not normally a colour I associate with stake outs……
thats forgetting the sequinned pumps and the silk pashmina.
‘Well, Darling, it IS Merthyr Tydfil! What if I was spotted by one of my fans, I wouldn’t want to let them down….’
I think he could be spotted from space, in that outfit.